Crop Circle Connector

So let me see if I can paraphrase gods' position from the last page or two of posts (with some extrapolation from my CMTV-viewing thrown into the mix).

1. Farmers can f$@k right off, bunch of twats.

2. Croppies, you're a bunch of muppets if you can't see that the circles are all made by people; just wake up. Oh and f$@k off.

3. Researchers: What are you doing? Deluding the poor public like that and fleecing them of their cash by pretending there's some big mystery going on here! You lot can definitely f$@k off. Especially, you, Glickers. Oh and Alexander. And Mallett. And the rest of you for that matter.

4. Circlemakers are ace and doing it for 'the art' and sticking it to 'the man' and keepin' it real. Except for the circlemakers who don't tow our party line, but their views don't matter anyway. Add 'em to the f$@k off list.

5. Extra helping of f$@k off to the circlemakers who have made money from circlemaking. Except for us and our mates. They can make all the money they want cos they're doing it for the art and keepin it' real etc.

6. There's no mystery here whatsoever, you dumb saps. Except for all the mad paranormal stuff that happens to us when we're out making circles and keepin' it real and sticking it to the farmers. That's where the truth is at.

7. The circles should be free (even, ahem, 'liberated' as one Facebook page put it) for everybody to enjoy and it's wrong that anybody should be making money out of it. Except for us.

Is that about it?

Lightchild wrote:
maybe we should converge and do something splendid

ufoaircraft1 wrote: JC was a troll. Listen and learn.

If you don't focus you will loose.

And believe me you WILL loose.

CIRCLEMAKER wrote: Crop Circle Challenge 2012

We are offering £100.000 (one hundred thousand pounds only) to anyone who can recreate the replica of a crop circle called “The Galaxy” that was reported on 12. of August 2001 at Milk Hill, Alton Barnes, in Wiltshire.
http://www.cropcirclechallenge.co.uk/contest.html
Terms and Conditions are great. I will go one further and say I will offer £1,000,000 to anyone who can satisfy the T&C

from Mike's UFO's thread; Mike wrote: The Police Helicopter came back later at 13.30 to the east of me near JUSTME COUNTRY and I rushed outside and took more pictures when the helicopter turned towards me, GOT five digital shots of circles and a single saucer like object that all dowse alien, out of the twenty odd shots I took...ANYONE with a nice digital camera can take shots of the sky when light cloud gives contrast to the objects recorded, the CCD device inside digital cameras are SO much better than our eyes are, they can see the critters honest...Check each frame in detail for objects of interest, zoom in so you can see the whites of their alien eyes, okay many objects will be birds during the summer, swifts and swallows for the most part, but you might be lucky like me and get something good.It helps when the Police Helicopter zooms around the house top in ever decreasing circles, then you know they are chasing some hidden UFO from radar reports sent to them,okay ECHO ONE they are behind you now over, wait a minute they have just gone past you and are under you now,copy ECHO ONE !!

Here's an interesting interpretation from Johan Andersson:



A masterpiece of understated, syncopated elegance.
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However you at times really do take the biscuit, if you thought it might help support your presuppositions you would probably argue a black cow is orange with a dairy framer without even knowing what a cow is.

Silly cow.

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Spaceshuttle wrote:
I think this season is quite complex and intriguing. There´re several possible connections between:

Ross wrote:
If you trace out the lines of the 'endless knot' in this crop circle you gradually build up a design like three quarters of an X or cross, with enlarged ends, squares, at three corners of the original 'knot' pattern. If you then start tracing the pattern from the remaining corner, a four lobed pattern, with the fourth identical to the other three emerges.
The interpretation, as with other crossing patterns, is applicable; two realms, the terrestrial and the celestial interpenetrate. Interesting that this theme should, in so many instances, and in so many different ways, be repeated again and again in crop circles. It should, and presumably does hold an important meaning. Interesting, too, that this very complex pattern should hold such a simple, elegant theme hidden within itself, when we penetrate its busy complexity.
Ross

Since I started reading here in June, I've become more and more confused about claims that all crop designs are made by people with various kinds of props and surveying equipment.

I was looking through some notes I saved a while back and came across this .

Drawings and text © Freddy Silva 1997. Photos © Lucy Pringle and Dr. Andrew King.



The following conveys how hard it is to accomplish the creation of the design in the image above. Can people really do this without being discovered? I'm not saying it's impossible, but I find it harder to believe in than a donkey typing out the whole of the Bhagavad Gita

here's just a bit from the description of the fractal version of the Star Of Solomon,1997


First off is a lesson in geometry. Fig 1 (left) is a Tretactys. You will only know this if you are conversant with Pythagoras and Egyptian esotericism. For those discerning minds, this symbol contains the mystery of universal nature- the three creative points of light and the seven intervals of the pure music scale (or the seven creative periods of God plus the threefold, invisible causal universe.)


Fig 2. By connecting the ten dots of the Tetractys, nine triangles are formed, six of which form a cube. This begins to reveal the six-pointed star in the centre. Now comes the hard part. You have to take this basic plan into a field of wheat. To make matters slightly more complicated you and your group of helpers need to loaf about until, say, midnight; for this is summer in England and it is still possible to see people without the aid of electrically-generated lighting at 11.30 PM. You will then be required to wear very dark clothing to conceal your whereabouts in the field. Lights are out of the question because you are located at the foot of a steep hill, from the top of which it is highly likely that several groups of people will be religiously watching you, in the vain hope of witnessing a genuine crop circle appearing. But tonight you will fool the poor bastards with your lethal cunning. Also don't forget that farmers are out checking the fields for pests like you. So the use of night vision equipment, as cumbersome as it is, may be permitted.

Now the work begins. Because this is a particularly tricky one to attempt we shall forego the usual scientific proceedures at the end of your work that will verify signs of genuineness- plants bent not broken, higher radiation levels, electromagnetic anomalies, dowsing confirmations, soil dehydration, changes in the plants at cellular level, just to name a few. And besides, you will have to contend with tenacious mud all night because the clay ground is sopping wet beneath your feet and, frankly, any attempt to walk over grain will either yank the said crop out of the ground or will cover it in a dull blanket of grey/brown earth. This will give the game away, so avoid it at all costs. Right, you now have four hours before it gets light again. Begin.


Fig 3. Oh dear. I forgot to tell you- the previous diagram was just the blueprint. You and your friends will first have to bisect a few angles in order to lay down a latice grid. Sorry, there's no shortcut here: without this maze you will never line up the pattern outline, let alone the 204 circles which will be embellished upon completion. And try not to make a mess of the wheat while you are laying this on the ground. You are also not allowed to place stakes to mark the centers- you will leave telltale signs of hoaxing.



Fig 4. Well, that wasn't so difficult, was it? Now you have the basic shape. Try to lay the crop down neatly so it folds like a river, with centers circular and slowly becoming triangular to establish the sharp perimeter walls. And don't get that mud on the laid down stems or we will know you have been all over it. Then take a break, otherwise your body odour will attract bands of sex-mad hedgehogs. Which will only complicate matters.



Fig 5. Remember that latice grid in fig 3? Now you'll have to do the same to create the edges for the reverse fractal in the middle. And for heaven's sake- don't treat into the standing crop or you will crease the plants and give the game away. Since all the circles are several feet apart from each other, with standing crop in-between, you will have to levitate over the field so as not to make a mark while laying down the perfect spirals in each one. And you won't forget to do this for all 204 circles now, will you!? Incidentally, how are you going to accomplish this? You have about 240 minutes of night cover, which means just over 60 seconds per circle. No, you can't waste time for a pee.



Fig 6. There, that wasn't so hard. And all of them with standing crop in each center- a very nice touch. It shows that attention to detail is not dead in the world. How does it all look with the crop laying down softly above the soil?


Fig 7. You are a genius, a true renaissance man/woman/in-between. Now go get some sleep and don't walk around the area for a while. The lack of sleep on your face, not to mention all the mud, will give you away as the original artist of this higher form of mathematical art. But how close does it match the real thing?

Yosser Hughes could have done it
giz a job
love
stu

Because (andrew or his mate) he is making all the "^)£ formations and claiming to be in the know, if anything he or his untallented friends didn't make he slags it off and he was also clearly caught out this year lying and then refused to admit it - coming from the perspective that he tells the truth I would say there is a huge conflict of interest to both the people making the circles and the people researching them. His page does little to support the circles (apart from the ones he has made which did I say it? are f~cking rubbish), he has a self elevated position of importance which counts for zero yet makes it look like he is some circlemaking guru....and then there is the alien riding a scooter......per-lease, the guy is a joke shop owner, peddling jokes to customers which are all himself eagerly waiting to part with their cash for some party bags filled with an abundence of jokes, none of which are funny, which he then intends to take to a joke shop owner convention, where like minded jokers share their jokes on each other. Christ you caught me in a good mood this morning with a well aimed question. Did you hear the one about the the raccf admin who made a crop circle - yeah so did I it was rubbish. (insert round of applause and canned laughter, although I am certain at least a couple of you found that funny)